A: Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up. Q: What does fucking a woman and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common? It may significantly increase your emotions while you are already in the process of making love. You true sexual personality drives and directs your body if your mind lets it to do so. i want you to take my closth off .,but keep the lights on so i can see every thing thats going on.It is also an important component of a sophisticated seduction. If you don't know what to say, relax and let your senses guide you. Tell your partner what you want to do and what you want them to do to you... as u fucking me so hard im going to scream MORE and MORE.
Dirty talking has to do with both art and psychology.
Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? A: Cause hes always being fucked and blown (although sometimes he gets pissed).
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any. A: It got marmalaid Q: What is the metric equivalent of 69? A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going! A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde replies, "Oh my God!